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Author Topic:  Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)  (Read 11406 times)

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Caecilius

« on: 29, March 2007, 00:14:11 »
So background story. I was dicking around with my friends laser-pointer on my bus, and I guess my bus driver noticed. She stops the bus, comes to the back, and yells at me to give it to her. I had obviously tossed it back to my friend by the time she had noticed. I denied having it, she called the cops, etcetcetc. I got called into the office about it, my word against hers, no punishment.

Today, I got called in for the same thing, and they told me I couldnt ride the bus to or from school for 2 weeks (gotta walk now, a 1 hour walk... If I get heat exhaustion I'm sueing :mrgreen:)

Here's the referal, word for word:

(crossed off boxes means I did this on the form)

  • Bringing atricles aboard bus of injurious or objectionable nature.
  • Faulure to remain seated.
  • Refusing to obey driver.
  • Tampering with bus equipment.
  • Rude, discourteous, and annoying conduct.
  • Destruction of property.
  • Other behavior relating to safety, well-being, and respect for others.


Specific Details (word for word): Studend has a laser and was using it. and pointing it at other students. Student refused to give the laser to the bus driver. I had to stop the bus. And move the student to seat #1 from #24.
Student was also jumping, yes jumping from one seat to another, he was also standing, While the bus is moving, student will be seat at seat #3.
This happened on 3-20- P.M

Next referal:

Student refuses to sit at his assign seat, #3. He said he didnot do anything. or had anything.
1.) He was jumping from seat to seat.
2.) He had a laser and was using it.
3.) He was standing, while the bus was moving.
This is not the first time he follow the bus rules. And denies it. in other words he never does anything wrong.

Wow. Just wow. I mean, I knew bus drivers were stupid, but HOLY CRAP. You can't spell 'student'? And according to her last lines, I follow the rules and never do anything wrong. Not to mention fragment sentences as well as switching from past to present tense. For hilarity, I put a giant "(F) Grammar + Spelling? See me after class" on it in red ink.

UltimaJoe

« Reply #1 on: 29, March 2007, 00:18:24 »
do i hear 10 licks?  :P
Please, call me Joe :wink:

If you call me Ultima in-game i will not respond. It is meant to be a title, not a name.

Caecilius

« Reply #2 on: 29, March 2007, 00:46:21 »
Note that the only thing I did was point the laser around at different parts of the bus, not get out of my seat when the bus was moving, destroy/tamper with property, or refuse to obey her. And the second time, the only reason I got a second referal was because she thought that I needed to be kicked off the bus, which they didn't do (until she sent another one).

UltimaJoe

« Reply #3 on: 29, March 2007, 02:00:11 »
sounds like she had a vendetta to u
Please, call me Joe :wink:

If you call me Ultima in-game i will not respond. It is meant to be a title, not a name.

Caecilius

« Reply #4 on: 29, March 2007, 02:57:15 »
Yup. I need a plan for revenge!

UltimaJoe

« Reply #5 on: 29, March 2007, 03:34:45 »
popcorn in engine  8)
Please, call me Joe :wink:

If you call me Ultima in-game i will not respond. It is meant to be a title, not a name.

meatmandann

« Reply #6 on: 29, March 2007, 04:04:48 »
It sounds to me like seat #3 is where she can easily see you, so when you do get to go back on the bus, just make ugly faces at her.

the_Friend

« Reply #7 on: 29, March 2007, 07:46:47 »
this sounds like when i was in school. my own mischief came from a shiny watch face and a sunny day. you would be surprised how easily sunlight can be reflected. such a cranky bus driver.  :twisted:
$#@!.

grommit

« Reply #8 on: 29, March 2007, 14:05:08 »
Caec - you are obviously a danger to society at large and should be locked up indefinitely. ;)

Dimitris

« Reply #9 on: 29, March 2007, 15:10:50 »
I would watch my internet activity if i were you Caecilius, she might have thrown the CIA agents against you. I know that *I* would do that if i met such a dangerous person for national security. Btw, do you think it is time for you to change the seat labels? Just place the number "3" on the seat of your preference (i suggest the driver's seat) :mrgreen:

vinhi

« Reply #10 on: 29, March 2007, 16:30:27 »
Isn't Cherbot is Cell #3???  Actually, if you want revenge on a bus driver -- there is nothing like "accidently" losing a tuna sandwich in between the seats on a hot summer day.
[img:9954d9ca8d]http://www.castlecops.com/zx/jboz24/daimonin_levels.gif[/img:9954d9ca8d]

Caecilius

« Reply #11 on: 30, March 2007, 01:35:03 »
^Ooooo. Choicest of choice. Maybe shellfish?

Falciron

« Reply #12 on: 30, March 2007, 02:38:50 »
Better yet: canned oyster meat. Just leave it open for a while.
"Chain-mail isn't much defense against an arrow. It certainly isn't when the arrow is being aimed between your eyes." -Terry Pratchett

Caecilius

« Reply #13 on: 30, March 2007, 05:08:22 »
Oh man. That's just evil.

Shanli

« Reply #14 on: 30, March 2007, 16:23:50 »
Limberger cheese works well too.

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