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Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: Caecilius on 29, March 2007, 00:14:11
So background story. I was dicking around with my friends laser-pointer on my bus, and I guess my bus driver noticed. She stops the bus, comes to the back, and yells at me to give it to her. I had obviously tossed it back to my friend by the time she had noticed. I denied having it, she called the cops, etcetcetc. I got called into the office about it, my word against hers, no punishment.

Today, I got called in for the same thing, and they told me I couldnt ride the bus to or from school for 2 weeks (gotta walk now, a 1 hour walk... If I get heat exhaustion I'm sueing :mrgreen:)

Here's the referal, word for word:

(crossed off boxes means I did this on the form)



Specific Details (word for word): Studend has a laser and was using it. and pointing it at other students. Student refused to give the laser to the bus driver. I had to stop the bus. And move the student to seat #1 from #24.
Student was also jumping, yes jumping from one seat to another, he was also standing, While the bus is moving, student will be seat at seat #3.
This happened on 3-20- P.M

Next referal:

Student refuses to sit at his assign seat, #3. He said he didnot do anything. or had anything.
1.) He was jumping from seat to seat.
2.) He had a laser and was using it.
3.) He was standing, while the bus was moving.
This is not the first time he follow the bus rules. And denies it. in other words he never does anything wrong.

Wow. Just wow. I mean, I knew bus drivers were stupid, but HOLY CRAP. You can't spell 'student'? And according to her last lines, I follow the rules and never do anything wrong. Not to mention fragment sentences as well as switching from past to present tense. For hilarity, I put a giant "(F) Grammar + Spelling? See me after class" on it in red ink.
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: UltimaJoe on 29, March 2007, 00:18:24
do i hear 10 licks?  :P
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: Caecilius on 29, March 2007, 00:46:21
Note that the only thing I did was point the laser around at different parts of the bus, not get out of my seat when the bus was moving, destroy/tamper with property, or refuse to obey her. And the second time, the only reason I got a second referal was because she thought that I needed to be kicked off the bus, which they didn't do (until she sent another one).
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: UltimaJoe on 29, March 2007, 02:00:11
sounds like she had a vendetta to u
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: Caecilius on 29, March 2007, 02:57:15
Yup. I need a plan for revenge!
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: UltimaJoe on 29, March 2007, 03:34:45
popcorn in engine  8)
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: meatmandann on 29, March 2007, 04:04:48
It sounds to me like seat #3 is where she can easily see you, so when you do get to go back on the bus, just make ugly faces at her.
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: the_Friend on 29, March 2007, 07:46:47
this sounds like when i was in school. my own mischief came from a shiny watch face and a sunny day. you would be surprised how easily sunlight can be reflected. such a cranky bus driver.  :twisted:
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: grommit on 29, March 2007, 14:05:08
Caec - you are obviously a danger to society at large and should be locked up indefinitely. ;)
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: Dimitris on 29, March 2007, 15:10:50
I would watch my internet activity if i were you Caecilius, she might have thrown the CIA agents against you. I know that *I* would do that if i met such a dangerous person for national security. Btw, do you think it is time for you to change the seat labels? Just place the number "3" on the seat of your preference (i suggest the driver's seat) :mrgreen:
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: vinhi on 29, March 2007, 16:30:27
Isn't Cherbot is Cell #3???  Actually, if you want revenge on a bus driver -- there is nothing like "accidently" losing a tuna sandwich in between the seats on a hot summer day.
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: Caecilius on 30, March 2007, 01:35:03
^Ooooo. Choicest of choice. Maybe shellfish?
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: Falciron on 30, March 2007, 02:38:50
Better yet: canned oyster meat. Just leave it open for a while.
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: Caecilius on 30, March 2007, 05:08:22
Oh man. That's just evil.
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: Shanli on 30, March 2007, 16:23:50
Limberger cheese works well too.
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: Caecilius on 30, March 2007, 23:58:41
I almost got another referal for arguing with a teacher today...

read this poem: Diversity... A Zombie Poem

The thing with no face
Walked alone in the street
Searching and searching
For someone to eat

He wasn't that picky
Anyone would do
White, black, or asian
Hispanic, or Jew

He believed in the innate
Equality of men
Because they all tasted the same
Tall, short, fat, or thin

So he looked and he looked
And he searched through the day
For any good victim
Bi, straight, or gay

After hours of shambling
And stumbling around
He stood on a cliff
Moaning at the ground

No food existed
No one left alive
He'd eaten them all
Not one had survived

Now. Did you find that poem offensive in any way, shape, or form? I was reading this poem to the class because it was our homework, and halfway through she yelled YOURE THROUGH and told me to sit down. I read her notes and they said "NOT APPROPRIATE". Are you shitting me? Some guy went up there and read an Edgar Allen Poe poem about him decapitating his wife and burning his cat alive, but MY poem was just too offensive to be heard all the way through? Being in TEXAS, my theory is she wasn't paying attention and heard the word 'gay' and immediately got offended. **** you.

Seriously, what do all these school officials have against me?
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: fatal_bert on 02, May 2007, 00:40:02
do you have like bad grades in classes or somthing because it looks to me that your teacher and your bus driver really must have somthing bad against you. Beause my stupid friend Oscar brought a laser pointer to school once,  and he was pointing it around in the class and at people and he only got it taken away. Then he just had to flip his card witch was only a warning. So i am guessing that your teachers must really hate you. And btw today he brought 80 bucks to school and he almost got it all taken away the the teacher and that really would of sucked beacuse he wanted to buy an ipod nano with that money. btw nice poem :) lol
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: Ellwoodblues on 02, May 2007, 00:55:04
I do believe you are not alone Cae, http://rawstory.com/showoutarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2007%2FUS%2F04%2F27%2Fstudent.essay.arrest.ap%2Findex.html%3Feref%3Dyahoo
Quote from: "Rawstory"
Lee, 18, faces two disorderly conduct charges over the creative-writing assignment, which he was given on Monday in English class at the northern Illinois school.
Students were told to "write whatever comes to your mind. Do not judge or censor what you are writing," according to a copy of the assignment.
...
Officials described the essay as disturbing and inappropriate.
Lee said he was just following the directions.


There's a bit of graphic content in the article, for those that might be adverse to such things.

On another note, this is a prime example of how us "adults" seem to be scared to death of "children" these days.
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: trepie on 02, May 2007, 01:53:53
Lolz, I suffered JUST like that in scool Cae... So many times i didnt bother recording them.

See it was so much that I had a problem with authority, authority has a problem with me o.0

True I swear
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: Tehrr on 02, May 2007, 02:12:34
Quote from: "fatal_bert"
...[T]oday he brought 80 bucks to school and he almost got it all taken away the the teacher and that really would of sucked beacuse he wanted to buy an ipod nano with that money.l


wtf kinda crap is that.
why would a teacher take money from a student? thats just retarded!
i'd be like WTF IS UR PROBLEM and then start pmsing at the teacher (btw im a guy but i say pms a lot)
yeah but seriously why would a teacher take money from a student?
'(thinks)OMG A TIP YAY..(/end think) put the money away or i will have to take it away.'
bs.
teachers in middle school did that to me i was like wtf is ur problem its for my lunch.. and i only have like 5 bucks
now in highschool teachers see like 5 20's and dont care
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: Ellwoodblues on 02, May 2007, 05:05:25
In some school personnel's minds, having a huge wad of cash in your pocket means you are probably going to either show it off and get mugged, or are dealing drugs.  There are other possibilities, but most of them pretty much have the school people being paranoid about why a "kid" would have that much money (though I'm wondering if your friend isn't a whole lot stupid, waving around eighty bucks in public) when all they are "suppose" to be doing is be at school.
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: grommit on 02, May 2007, 14:19:24
1. Re school essay: convicted of what and for what? How can the courts be involved over something someone wrote in an essay?
2. Re $80 - maybe the teacher was just going to take it into safekeeping until end of school. Otherwise it's just plain theft.
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: Ellwoodblues on 02, May 2007, 17:51:30
Well as far as the essay is concerned, in the last ten or so years the US has seen quite a few school massacres.  There has been a whole lot of pressure to try to figure out if there isn't some kind of "warning signs" or "test" that can determine if a student is going to come to school one day with a machine gun and some pipe bombs and start killing people.  Hence the knee jerk reaction by the administrators to instantly step all over the kid (probably more from irrational fear of "possible" violence rather than an actual threat posed by the kid) because the kid's writing is being viewed as a "warning sign."

So, if the school faculty feels threatened by the writing, that would be "assault."  Regardless of whether the kid was intending violence or not.  Federal agencies (ATF and probably the FBI) would be involved because school violence tends to fall under the category of "terrorism" and since the USAPATRIOT act is still in full force in the US the kid (who is probably no considered a "terrorist" by the "authorities") has even less rights than a kid normally has in this country.
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: grommit on 02, May 2007, 21:31:25
Sad. Even more glad I live in the UK (though we are on the way downhill, it seems).

That "no" typo - I guess was meant to be "now" rather than "not"?
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: StFear on 02, May 2007, 22:21:55
yea unfortantly the average life of a democracy is about 200 years..we are working on what 210ish  so we are doomed for sure
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: theoris on 02, May 2007, 23:35:17
Teacher: I'm giving you an "E" for your essay.
Theo: WHAT?!?! After three weeks of redrafting you're giving me a f**king "E"?
Teacher: I think i'm being perfectly fair.
Theo: I think you're tighter than a crab's arsehole.

This preceeded three weeks suspension. I don't regret it to this day  :twisted:
Title: Cae's School Referals (Hilarious, but off topic)
Post by: Ellwoodblues on 03, May 2007, 19:14:36
HAH...

After Columbine happened my High School decided to ban backpacks.  I kept bringing mine (as I had lots of large school books).  The principal noticed me putting my backpack in my locker and when I was in class came in to tell me to go and open my locker.  As the public school is government property and as far as I am aware of the "law" a school locker is not my property and the school doesn't need my permission to open it, I refused to go outside and open my locker.

He after about the fourth or fifth time he came into class and threatened to call the police I finally got tired of him dissrupting class and opened my locker. (yeah, yeah, I caved.  But I accidently did a really good job of making him look utterly useless as a principal to the rest of the students in my class)

Not anywhere near as gratifiying as you telling your teach off, but I had fun.