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Author Topic:  Murky Waters  (Read 5383 times)

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clobber

« on: 11, March 2014, 21:54:37 »
Can I have some murky water please? Maybe some muddy, and some slimey... the kind that even Moroch's dogs wouldn't drink? Festering, infested with tapeworms...
Posted by Clobber

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Joe

« Reply #1 on: 24, July 2014, 03:27:40 »
Started on some of these, svn/arch/unofficial/joeshmo/joe-fmask
Whoever said "Out of sight, out of mind" never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

smacky

« Reply #2 on: 24, July 2014, 11:48:29 »
Don't they sell that at The Happy Noob? Ask for 'booze'...

Joe

« Reply #3 on: 24, July 2014, 21:38:06 »
That's to provide a rich robust flavor, and add an endurance to your battle with vitamins to recharge your energy quicker.  We should market a Daimonin sports drink!
« Last Edit: 24, July 2014, 21:39:42 by joeshmo »
Whoever said "Out of sight, out of mind" never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Shroud

« Reply #4 on: 24, July 2014, 22:04:31 »
Hmm... you mean something like...

Crimson Minotaur - It gives you RoGT's

Crimson Minotaur is a special beverage first made by a group of exiled monks from daimonin's cider orchard. It is made from daimonin's legendarily clean "murky water" said to be found in Fanrir's basement that is renowned for it's cleanliness and high hygiene standards. To this a series of natural and unnatural ingredients such as taurine are added for their beneficial properties and to mask the taste of the murky water. This mixture is then stirred by a highly trained set of gnolls that don't bath in the fermentation vat more than once per hour. It is then delivered straight to the beverage's refined clientel that can recognise quality and good taste.

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Warning:
1. Not recommended for humans, elves, dwarves or any other creatures who are or aren't suffering from any harmful or harmless ailments
2. Crimson Minotaur accepts no responsibility for any side effects from the consumption of Crimson Minotaur unless it's positive in which case we demand a 10% cut
3. Crimson Minotaur reserves the right to modify all terms and conditions retrospectively
« Last Edit: 27, July 2014, 20:28:55 by Shroud »
Doesn't matter, you'd die anyway. ;D Shroud's a hacker. After many hours of deep thought I have came to that conclusion.

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